You might have more talent than me, 

you might be smarter than me, you 

might be sexier than me... 

But if we get on the treadmill 

together, there's two things: 

You're getting off first, 

or I'm going to die. 

It's really that simple.

*Will Smith*
eBib text : You might have more talent than me, you might be smarter than me, you might be sexier than me... But if we get on the treadmill together, there's two things: You're getting off first, or I'm going to die. It's really that simple. *Will Smith*

Just For Fun eBibs

"you're up early" bold of you to  assume i've slept
Me reminding everyone that I don’t  do hills or heat.
Me: *stretches once* well that didn't work.
I high-five tree branches on my running path imagining it's a crowd cheering me on. It works.
ULTRARUNNING. Because 26.2 is for wimps. In real  sports, you go until your organs start shutting down
I'm 30 but I feel like I'm 20... Until  I hang out with some 20 year olds for  mile repeats. Then I'm like no,  never mind, I'm 30
"Your 5k could be a lot better if you  just ran faster"   –Mo Farah
Does anyone else tell their pets "I'll be back soon" when you leave the house or is that just me
"When I get into the Boston Marathon"  is starting to sound about as confident as "When I win the lotto..."
Shout out to all runners who will never qualify for Boston, we basic af but  we cute
No offense but Eliud Kipchoge is  faster than you
Can't wait till the weather gets colder. I have too many "fuck this" moments everyday
People who leave the house with low battery don't fear anything
Does anyone else whisper "what the  fuck" to themselves at least 57 times in the first 2 miles or is it just me
Going for a run with friends now is just like unprotected sex...It's fun while you do it and then you're stressed for 1-2 weeks wondering if you made a  terrible, life-altering mistake
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