You might have more talent than me, 

you might be smarter than me, you 

might be sexier than me... 

But if we get on the treadmill 

together, there's two things: 

You're getting off first, 

or I'm going to die. 

It's really that simple.

*Will Smith*
eBib text : You might have more talent than me, you might be smarter than me, you might be sexier than me... But if we get on the treadmill together, there's two things: You're getting off first, or I'm going to die. It's really that simple. *Will Smith*

Just For Fun eBibs

MY THERAPIST: It seems like you  fall in love too easily  ME: What babe?
Pro tip: Be so fast that everyone forgets that you are ugly
Trying to decide if I should run my  feelings today or eat them
I'm a homebody but DAMN... I did like going one or two places
Today I had 1200 mg of caffeine, ran a virtual half on the treadmill, ate literally  80 pizza rolls, and did a facemask. The line between self care and self  destruction is a fine one but  god do I walk it hard brother
If you don't come out from this  quarantine with:  • a new skill  • your side hustle started • more knowledge  You never lacked time,  you lacked discipline
Good morning inmates
We gon' be alright
Roses are red April is grey, I hope we can all run outside in May
Turns out my 3 hobbies are: 1. Events with 30,000 people or more 2. Non-essential businesses 3. Touching my face
Remember when Pandemic was a  Netflix series and not a Virtual Race  Series
When you eat sleep breathe running  and the buttons on your jeans have  started social distancing from  each other
Tested positive for running too much
She believed she could. But it's "shelter-in-place" so she didn't
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