You might have more talent than me, 

you might be smarter than me, you 

might be sexier than me... 

But if we get on the treadmill 

together, there's two things: 

You're getting off first, 

or I'm going to die. 

It's really that simple.

*Will Smith*
eBib text : You might have more talent than me, you might be smarter than me, you might be sexier than me... But if we get on the treadmill together, there's two things: You're getting off first, or I'm going to die. It's really that simple. *Will Smith*

Just For Fun eBibs

What the f*ck should I wear  to the living room today
Remember last year when the worst thing was tapering for your race
Quarantine got y'all going back for  a sandwich 10 minutes after eating spaghetti, garlic bread and  spinach. Ain't gon be no  summer bodies and  race PRs
Me: I think I'm ready to become a Six  Star Marathon Majors Finisher Universe: oh yeah? *releases world-wide virus  canceling all the races* Me: well played
Your grandparents were called to war. You're being called to sit on a couch. You can do this
Quarantine and Chill?
Check in on your Half-Fanatics,  we are not okay
I don't know who needs to hear this but Quarantine Rules are  Airport Rules, have a drink  at 9am if you want too
My five year plan is to make it through this year
Due to coronavirus my summer body  will be postponed until 2021. Thank you for your understanding
When you find out your normal daily  lifestyle is called "quarantine"
I ran today. Wash your hands before  you Like my post.... I'm not taking any chances
The treadmill in the basement:  Me: "to see you,       to feel you,     it calms me it cures me"
No one: Absolutely no one: My Apple Watch: breathe mf, BREATHE
What a f*cking year this week has been
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