You might have more talent than me, 

you might be smarter than me, you 

might be sexier than me... 

But if we get on the treadmill 

together, there's two things: 

You're getting off first, 

or I'm going to die. 

It's really that simple.

*Will Smith*
eBib text : You might have more talent than me, you might be smarter than me, you might be sexier than me... But if we get on the treadmill together, there's two things: You're getting off first, or I'm going to die. It's really that simple. *Will Smith*

Just For Fun eBibs

Person who doesn’t run, “Sure, you run marathons, but at what pace?”  Me, “Suicide Pace.”
I don't think I've told "No" to running on the treadmill as much as I've told YouTube I don't want to try  YouTube Premium
My date told me I should start lifting more than running... ...my date is sleeping by  himself tonight.
I paint my toenails black  so they all match...
Running is a pain in the ass, but damn, it sure gives me a nice one
Welcome to 2019 Winter Run Streak,  I hope you like ibuprofen.
In the first half of your race don't be an idiot. In the second half,  DON'T BE A TANGERINE   *tangerines are oranges that didn't want it bad enough*
You know you're a runner when you  know EXACTLY where one mile from  your front door is. In any direction.
Why isn't the answer to a running  injury ever "Just keep running a lot, it will go away"
Stages of running on the treadmill: 1. Hello, lover 2. Let
"Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason"
me:  i cannot spend any money  right now i just can't running warehouse:  here's 20% off  me:  fine i'll buy 10 things
The air hurts my face.  Why am I living where the air  hurts my face??
Thanks for the running advice, hon.  I'll remember that next time I'm slower than you
"I don't need another drink"  - said not me last night
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