You might have more talent than me, 

you might be smarter than me, you 

might be sexier than me... 

But if we get on the treadmill 

together, there's two things: 

You're getting off first, 

or I'm going to die. 

It's really that simple.

*Will Smith*
eBib text : You might have more talent than me, you might be smarter than me, you might be sexier than me... But if we get on the treadmill together, there's two things: You're getting off first, or I'm going to die. It's really that simple. *Will Smith*

Just For Fun eBibs

TALENTS:  1. Eating  2. Running  3. Talking about running 4. Buying running gear 5. Signing up for races 6. Ignoring injuries
I hate when runners who are really fast come to group runs and start pushing  the pace. Go run in the olympics b*tch  we trying to have fun
Sometimes you just have to down a gel, turn up the gangster rap and f*ck  yourself up for a few hours.   It's called self care.
I couldn't be a pastor. I'd be up there  like "YOU MFS don't respect God."
You know you are a runner when 9:15 in the morning feels late in the day.
I wish we could donate body fat  to those in need
He's a 10.....but says he doesn't even drive 26.2 miles
I run every day so I don't act like Kanye
Today I saved $479.58 by not going  into REI for GU
Prayers needed... Nothing wrong, I just wanna hit the lotto and quit my job
Running in the cold is great because  you can add layers til you're comfy...  With the heat you can only take off so many layers before it becomes illegal
If it's one thing about me imma put  some medals on yo timeline
Remember you are someone's reason  to smile. Because your marathon PR  is a joke.
*TRIATHLETES* because some of us are too dumb to realize that 1 sport at a time is hard enough
ROAD RUNNER    Yasso 800's                ULTRARUNNER    Speed work,                     Stay hard!      Taper, BQ
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