You might have more talent than me, 

you might be smarter than me, you 

might be sexier than me... 

But if we get on the treadmill 

together, there's two things: 

You're getting off first, 

or I'm going to die. 

It's really that simple.

*Will Smith*
eBib text : You might have more talent than me, you might be smarter than me, you might be sexier than me... But if we get on the treadmill together, there's two things: You're getting off first, or I'm going to die. It's really that simple. *Will Smith*

Just For Fun eBibs

Apart from being exhausted,  financially unstable and nearing a  mental breakdown, training is going  great thanks.
I skip everyone's story but I watch  mine like 20 times
I hate texting, come run with me
She's so fast I could look at her all day
She's a 10 but somebody made her  feel like a 0
Once you start running early in the  morning, it becomes addiction
She's a 10.....but a 6 in Nike, and a 14 in Lululemon. why can't she find shorts?!? she's crying
"If you aren't happy with your race  times, try running a little bit faster"  – Eliud Kipchoge
BOSS: "Hey, can you hop on Zoom  real quick?"  ME:
Does anyone actually know what  you're supposed to do when people  are yelling "You're almost there" at  mile 5 in a marathon?
POLYRUNOROUS A runner, usually amateur, who openly  and consensually runs with multiple local running clubs or groups
Teach your children the joy of running  and they'll never have enough money  to buy drugs
The hardest part of training for a new  race is pretending that I'm still in shape the first 30-45 days
RAA (Runners Anonymous Association)  "Hi, my name is Alan and I've been  running for 8 months."  "Hello Alan."
TALENTS:  1. Eating  2. Running  3. Talking about running  4. Buying running gear  5. Signing up for races  6. Ignoring injuries
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