You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Signing up for a marathon seems like a great idea when it is one year away.
Will I still be smiling after 100 miles in Oct? Hmmm!
The moment you see the race photographer!
Uuuuuuugh, that sure hurts!!  Just   some ice and ibuprofen and I'll be as good as new.  Probably should only run 10 miles tomorrow just to be safe.
Will run for apple strudel and a medal! Anytime!
Friends don't let friends do long runs alone.
My friends are all "Fall... pumpkin  lattes, Uggs, sweaters"...  and I'm over here...  "Fall... cooler runs... Duh!"
When the candles cost more than the  cake... You still chase women, but only downhill. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to a person who is  smart, good looking, funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
Happy birthday to someone old enough to remember what it was like to run without a GPS watch.
Happy birthday!  May you get all you wish for. Including a Boston qualifier.
However old you are is the new 30.  Happy Birthday!
Another year older and still as fast and sexy as ever!  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
I might be crazy... but at least I'm not alone!
I never regret it when I do it, but I always regret it when I don't.
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